Of course if this were a contest Julian Tavarezprobably already won it, but this gem (hidden in amongst the usual "Look Marge, they're bonding!" spring boilerplate) caught my eye in a piece up today on the Nats' web site, about why there's optimism in camp this year:
"The Nationals, at 12-14-2, are in the midst of their best Spring Training since 2004, when they were known as the Expos."