This monstrous 16-team league auction took place nine days ago. It's standard scoring, non-PPR and has three IDPs (1 DL, 1 LB, 1 DB). It's only a $20 buy-in, so more important than winning the league is not losing the sidebet - buying steaks for the teams that finish ahead of you in total points. I'm proud to say in 13 years of doing this league, I've had the indignity of buying my own steak once, and the sorry fate of being a "double" buyer once. The other 11 years, I ate and drank for free, mercilessly running up the tab on whatever poor saps happened to lose out in total points.
So the strategy here is to play it conservatively, especially given how deep the league is, how few bench spots we have (six is not a lot when you have three extra IDP slots to worry about) and how the downside (spending $300-plus on dinner and seeing people purposely run up the bill on you) is greater than the upside. Moreover, the league is split into two divisions each of which has its own steak bet, and the LA division, of which I'm a part, has only five teams in on the bet. Essentially you have a 1 in 5 chance of being a double-buyer and 2 in 5 chance of being a single-buyer (pays for himself and one other) or worse. When winning pays about $280 on a 15:1 long shot, but losing costs $300 at 4:1 and at least $200 at 3:2, you play not to lose.
That means you direct most of your $200 budget toward receivers and largely look for values. For that most part that's what I did. Here's the squad:
Pos | Player | Cost |
---|---|---|
QB | Ben Roethlisberger | 5 |
RB | C.J. Spiller | 31 |
RB | Carlos Hyde | 11 |
WR | Julio Jones | 41 |
WR | Alshon Jeffery | 31 |
WR | Michael Floyd | 32 |
TE | Dennis Pitta | 7 |
K | Justin Tucker | 1 |
DL | Jason Pierre-Paul | 2 |
LB | Vontez Burfict | 3 |
DB | Eric Weddle | 4 |
B | Terrance West | 13 |
B | Josh Gordon | 13 |
B | Jordan Matthews | 3 |
B | Ryan Fitzpatrick | 1 |
B | Lorenzo Taliaferro | 1 |
B | Chris Polk | 1 |
Josh Gordon was probably not a great buy in this format - hard to stash, replacement value is low and as I said, it's more important not to lose than it is to win, but I couldn't help myself. While there's a lot of talk about Shawn Siegele Zero RB Strategy, I think you can get most of its benefits, but less of its downside by essentially employing a one-RB strategy, i.e., draft one early-round back and then mix, match and wait for injuries in the second slot. That's what I did here with C.J. Spiller, whom I trust perhaps more than most do - and then a stable of part timers/back-ups.
The issue with zero RB is while your team will likely get better as injuries happen, and you have a lot of the backups, you're out of luck if most of the carnage happens midseason, rather than early on. Moreover, in a short-bench/deep format, it's particularly ill-suited. But so is trying to be strong at every position in a 16-team league, so I chose to be especially strong at WR, went 1-RB and got unquestioned, reasonably productive starters at TE/QB. I also spent more than most on IDPs, but in truth the $4 Weddle bid was an accident - I meant to go $3 (arguably ill-advised anyway), but when I hit "+1" someone had just upped to three a split second before me.
In any event, I like my chances to eat for free again, knock on wood. When my time comes - and at some point it surely will - it will get sadistic (I'm the one who orders the full shrimp scampi entree as an appetizer, in addition to other regular appetizers).
Here's a table with the full results:
Pos | Team Schoenke | $ | Pos | Team McKeown | $ | Pos | San Francisco Caesers | $ | Pos | Madison Amendolas | $ |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
QB | Russell Wilson | 17 | QB | Robert Griffin | 27 | QB | Tony Romo | 19 | QB | Colin Kaepernick | 21 |
RB | Marshawn Lynch | 38 | RB | Adrian Peterson | 54 | RB | Ray Rice | 17 | RB | Jamaal Charles | 56 |
RB | Reggie Bush | 20 | RB | Maurice Jones-Drew | 15 | RB | Andre Ellington | 29 | RB | Steven Jackson | 13 |
WR | Cordarrelle Patterson | 22 | WR | Larry Fitzgerald | 21 | WR | Jordy Nelson | 41 | WR | Julian Edelman | 9 |
WR | Brandon Marshall | 45 | WR | Jeremy Maclin | 29 | WR | Vincent Jackson | 30 | WR | Victor Cruz | 27 |
WR | T.Y. Hilton | 21 | WR | Eric Decker | 15 | WR | Dwayne Bowe | 15 | WR | Roddy White | 23 |
TE | Jordan Reed | 13 | TE | Jason Witten | 11 | TE | Zach Ertz | 16 | TE | Jordan Cameron | 21 |
LB | Jerrell Freeman | 1 | LB | Patrick Willis | 2 | LB | Danny Trevathan | 1 | LB | Jerod Mayo | 2 |
DL | Jared Allen | 1 | DL | Greg Hardy | 3 | DL | Mario Williams | 1 | DL | Muhammad Wilkerson | 1 |
DB | LaRon Landry | 1 | DB | Eric Berry | 2 | DB | Antrel Rolle | 1 | DB | Barry Church | 1 |
K | Alex Henery | 1 | K | Adam Vinatieri | 2 | K | Dan Bailey | 1 | K | Stephen Gostkowski | 3 |
BE | Ryan Tannehill | 2 | BE | Johnny Manziel | 8 | BE | Bernard Pierce | 6 | BE | Devonta Freeman | 9 |
BE | Khiry Robinson | 6 | BE | Jerricho Cotchery | 3 | BE | Andy Dalton | 6 | BE | Knile Davis | 5 |
BE | Christine Michael | 6 | BE | Matt Asiata | 2 | BE | Brandin Cooks | 8 | BE | Jonathan Grimes | 3 |
BE | Donald Brown | 4 | BE | Marcus Lattimore | 2 | BE | Bryce Brown | 2 | BE | James Jones | 3 |
BE | Charles Sims | 1 | BE | Andrew Hawkins | 2 | BE | Malcom Floyd | 2 | BE | Dexter McCluster | 1 |
BE | Ka'Deem Carey | 1 | BE | Miles Austin | 2 | BE | Lance Dunbar | 5 | BE | Dri Archer | 1 |
Pos | Team Liss | $ | Pos | The Champs | $ | Pos | Monrovia Ickey Shuffle | $ | Pos | Sick of Buying Steak | $ |
QB | Ben Roethlisberger | 5 | QB | Tom Brady | 21 | QB | Philip Rivers | 12 | QB | Aaron Rodgers | 45 |
RB | C.J. Spiller | 31 | RB | Eddie Lacy | 50 | RB | Doug Martin | 31 | RB | Arian Foster | 34 |
RB | Carlos Hyde | 11 | RB | Montee Ball | 44 | RB | Pierre Thomas | 13 | RB | Ryan Mathews | 22 |
WR | Julio Jones | 41 | WR | Michael Crabtree | 23 | WR | Demaryius Thomas | 53 | WR | Randall Cobb | 28 |
WR | Alshon Jeffery | 31 | WR | Terrance Williams | 21 | WR | Pierre Garcon | 24 | WR | Marques Colston | 18 |
WR | Josh Gordon | 13 | WR | Mike Evans | 11 | WR | Marvin Jones | 6 | WR | Justin Hunter | 8 |
TE | Dennis Pitta | 7 | TE | Heath Miller | 3 | TE | Rob Gronkowski | 27 | TE | Julius Thomas | 26 |
LB | Vontaze Burfict | 3 | LB | Derrick Johnson | 1 | LB | Chad Greenway | 2 | LB | Lawrence Timmons | 1 |
DL | Jason Pierre-Paul | 2 | DL | Lamarr Houston | 1 | DL | Cameron Wake | 1 | DL | DeMarcus Ware | 1 |
DB | Eric Weddle | 4 | DB | Kenny Vaccaro | 1 | DB | Mark Barron | 2 | DB | Morgan Burnett | 1 |
K | Justin Tucker | 1 | K | Steven Hauschka | 1 | K | Mike Nugent | 1 | K | Phil Dawson | 1 |
BE | Michael Floyd | 32 | BE | Ronnie Hillman | 4 | BE | Trent Richardson | 13 | BE | Danny Woodhead | 5 |
BE | Terrance West | 13 | BE | James Starks | 3 | BE | Tyler Eifert | 2 | BE | Ahmad Bradshaw | 6 |
BE | Jordan Matthews | 3 | BE | Mike Williams | 4 | BE | Mark Ingram | 9 | BE | Roy Helu | 1 |
BE | Ryan Fitzpatrick | 1 | BE | Aaron Dobson | 9 | BE | Jake Locker | 1 | BE | Harry Douglas | 1 |
BE | Lorenzo Taliaferro | 1 | BE | Eli Manning | 2 | BE | Andre Holmes | 2 | BE | Jerick McKinnon | 1 |
BE | Chris Polk | 1 | BE | Jonathan Dwyer | 1 | BE | Latavius Murray | 1 | BE | Steve Johnson | 1 |
Pos | Springfield Isotopes | $ | Pos | Pay For My Tofu | $ | Pos | Eating Steak, Again | $ | Pos | Punters for Days | $ |
QB | Matthew Stafford | 24 | QB | Andrew Luck | 27 | QB | Nick Foles | 27 | QB | Cam Newton | 26 |
RB | Alfred Morris | 41 | RB | Shane Vereen | 16 | RB | Frank Gore | 18 | RB | Matt Forte | 53 |
RB | Giovani Bernard | 40 | RB | Joique Bell | 22 | RB | Stevan Ridley | 18 | RB | Chris Johnson | 24 |
WR | Keenan Allen | 32 | WR | Calvin Johnson | 50 | WR | A.J. Green | 46 | WR | Andre Johnson | 26 |
WR | Torrey Smith | 24 | WR | Mike Wallace | 18 | WR | Danny Amendola | 6 | WR | Emmanuel Sanders | 12 |
WR | Markus Wheaton | 7 | WR | Rueben Randle | 16 | WR | Anquan Boldin | 5 | WR | Kendall Wright | 22 |
TE | Greg Olsen | 11 | TE | Martellus Bennett | 8 | TE | Jimmy Graham | 45 | TE | Vernon Davis | 18 |
LB | Paul Posluszny | 2 | LB | Karlos Dansby | 1 | LB | Luke Kuechly | 6 | LB | Perry Riley | 1 |
DL | Robert Quinn | 4 | DL | Chandler Jones | 2 | DL | Rob Ninkovich | 1 | DL | J.J. Watt | 5 |
DB | Aaron Williams | 1 | DB | Deone Bucannon | 1 | DB | Johnathan Cyprien | 1 | DB | Earl Thomas | 1 |
K | Matt Prater | 2 | K | Blair Walsh | 1 | K | Mason Crosby | 2 | K | Robbie Gould | 1 |
BE | Ladarius Green | 2 | BE | Lamar Miller | 15 | BE | Michael Vick | 1 | BE | Steve Smith | 4 |
BE | Shonn Greene | 4 | BE | Kelvin Benjamin | 8 | BE | Darren Sproles | 12 | BE | Bilal Powell | 1 |
BE | Robert Woods | 3 | BE | Jeremy Hill | 11 | BE | Greg Jennings | 5 | BE | Mike Tolbert | 1 |
BE | Sam Bradford | 1 | BE | Joe Flacco | 2 | BE | Jordan Todman | 3 | BE | Jacquizz Rodgers | 2 |
BE | Jermaine Kearse | 1 | BE | Rod Streater | 1 | BE | Eddie Royal | 3 | BE | Davante Adams | 2 |
BE | James White | 1 | BE | Travis Kelce | 1 | BE | C.J. Anderson | 1 | BE | Odell Beckham | 1 |
Pos | Eating 2 Steaks | $ | Pos | Mister Ross | $ | Pos | Team McCaigue | $ | Pos | OSU Sucks | $ |
QB | Jay Cutler | 15 | QB | Matt Ryan | 19 | QB | Peyton Manning | 45 | QB | Drew Brees | 40 |
RB | Le'Veon Bell | 35 | RB | Zac Stacy | 35 | RB | LeSean McCoy | 59 | RB | DeMarco Murray | 43 |
RB | Bishop Sankey | 27 | RB | Toby Gerhart | 27 | RB | Ben Tate | 18 | RB | Rashad Jennings | 21 |
WR | Percy Harvin | 21 | WR | Dez Bryant | 50 | WR | Antonio Brown | 29 | WR | Golden Tate | 14 |
WR | DeSean Jackson | 24 | WR | Reggie Wayne | 10 | WR | Marqise Lee | 7 | WR | Sammy Watkins | 17 |
WR | Wes Welker | 20 | WR | Cecil Shorts | 10 | WR | Kenny Stills | 7 | WR | Riley Cooper | 12 |
TE | Eric Ebron | 4 | TE | Charles Clay | 3 | TE | Jared Cook | 1 | TE | Kyle Rudolph | 11 |
LB | Bobby Wagner | 2 | LB | Lavonte David | 5 | LB | Lance Briggs | 7 | LB | James Laurinaitis | 1 |
DL | Justin Tuck | 1 | DL | Cameron Jordan | 3 | DL | Sheldon Richardson | 1 | DL | Jadeveon Clowney | 2 |
DB | Kam Chancellor | 2 | DB | Harrison Smith | 2 | DB | T.J. Ward | 2 | DB | Calvin Pryor | 1 |
K | Nick Novak | 1 | K | Greg Zuerlein | 1 | K | Matt Bryant | 1 | K | Shayne Graham | 1 |
BE | Fred Jackson | 4 | BE | Tre Mason | 4 | BE | DeAngelo Williams | 11 | BE | Hakeem Nicks | 10 |
BE | DeAndre Hopkins | 13 | BE | Darren McFadden | 9 | BE | Brian Hartline | 3 | BE | Chris Ivory | 6 |
BE | Knowshon Moreno | 8 | BE | Andre Williams | 13 | BE | Doug Baldwin | 2 | BE | Tavon Austin | 13 |
BE | Jarrett Boykin | 6 | BE | Kenny Britt | 7 | BE | Andre Brown | 2 | BE | EJ Manuel | 2 |
BE | LeGarrette Blount | 9 | BE | Antonio Gates | 1 | BE | Stepfan Taylor | 3 | BE | Jonathan Stewart | 3 |
BE | Alex Smith | 8 | BE | Benny Cunningham | 1 | BE | Carson Palmer | 2 | BE | Garrett Graham | 3 |