This wasn't even a real game. This was like Wiffle ball.

With an extra spoonfuls of Wheaties put down by Lance Berkman, perhaps giving him some extra oomph on a ninth-inning double off the center-field wall, last night might have been 7-0 and up a dozen units. Even without it, we had the biggest day of the season now leaving us at a high-water mark. Now, it seems, we're doing something. Let's continue to take positive steps. Day games listed below, night one will show up in comments.

Cincinnati +153, one unit. Nine runs last night notwithstanding, it is fair to look at the Phillies and wonder how they can succeed with two minor-league infielders at any given time. Let's take another spin with Aaron Harang.

St. Louis -141, one unit. Debated going higher on this, but TLR has a habit of sitting everyone on a day like today.

Colorado +124, one unit. Is it maybe safe to get back on this train? The Rockies have been very frustrating all year long.