Charlie Haeger's first start of the season is a knuckleball fan's dream: 11 strikeouts, three walks, and more wild pitches (three) than hits allowed (two) through five innings. Viva la flutter!
Also, I just noticed the line Michael Stanton has to start the season down at Double-A: .600/.750/1.300. That's due to two homers and a double, and six walks (with only one strikeout), in three games. Jason Heyward may have some company in the wunderkind NL East outfielder category before too long.